I just received some basic information about my donor. It's a 38 year old male from Germany and his blood type is 0 positive!! Third blood type in my lifetime and my chromosomes will change from XY to XX!!!
I'm wondering if I will start adjusting myself in public or watching TV with my hand down my pants. I'll never have to ask for directions again and beer burps will be epic. Oh wait, I won't have to pay attention when Lee speaks to me! Maybe I'll just want to bite my nails off instead of polishing them. I bet I'll start laughing hysterically when I release gas and be proud when the odor permeates the room. Then, I'll look around and pretend I wasn't the one who just farted. Maybe football will be life and maybe I'll completely relate to Tim the tool man Taylor and make a strange grunting sound. Will Home depot become my home away from home? Will I spend an hour looking for just the right flange? I will not sit with my legs wide open and use Axe products. Could I experience going commando? Umm, no. Hey, if I come out of retirement maybe I'll receive appropriate pay! Who am I kidding, I'm not coming out of retirement! 😏
All I know for sure is that a huge part of me will be 38 years old!! Booya!!!
That's all for now, I have to finish getting my shit together for Thursday and thinking of a title for book #2.
Peace out peeps!
Just when I couldn't imagine our relationship getting any better! I'm so excited to go flange shopping with you! (Shhhhhh I won't tell anyone that your beer burps were already pretty EPIC!)
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DeleteGreat news! Think of you every day Mary!
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You are so funny Mary!
ReplyDeleteMary: My sister is my donor and I still can't sing soprano. the doctor says my testosterone is high. Guess you don't have to worry but if thinking so makes you as funny as what you have written, you'll probably grow hair n your chest.
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