I guess I'll start out with a brief statement about the dog. Her name has been changed to Sadie. The reason we decided to change her name had nothing to do with politics, it's because we found out that it was her original name. Also, our friend, who is a trainer, told us that a shorter name is better. She is challenging at best.
So, a week or so ago, I got dressed to go out and put on my new, cute LLBean cardigan. I had on a white button down shirt and my new sweater over it with 2 buttons buttoned. As usual, I had to pee before leaving the house. I had finished urinating and was drying off the lower region, when a heard a subtle plop. I immediately checked my hands to make sure it wasn't one of my rings or a stone in my ring. My rings were all on my hands and fine. Then I thought maybe a little poop slipped out. I checked and there wasn't any poop in the receptacle. I was baffled. What the hell fell in the toilet? Could it have been an old piece of toilet paper caught in a crevice and loosened up? After getting myself together, I realized it was a button from my new sweater! I was kind of relieved that it wasn't something gross. I flushed it and proceeded downstairs to tell Lee the funny story. His response was, "Did you get it out?" I laughed and said, "NOOO, I'm not putting my hand in a toilet filled with pee!" We both cracked up. I have to admit, if it was a ring, a hand and part of an arm would have been pee infested or I would have sacrificed kitchen tongs for the cause. I guess that would depend on my panic response and if I could think logically at that very moment.
Today is Cinco de Mayo, so I'm going to share a picture of the arroz con pollo that I made the other night. Don't drink too many margaritas! I used to love margaritas, when I was allowed to drink. Enjoy!
Peace out Peeps!
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